I own a pair of gold, bamboo earrings that are at least 4-inches in diameter.
My car hasn't been cleaned out in over a year.
I proudly display a "Pimp of the Year" trophy on the TV stand in my bedroom.
I am smoking again.
My greatest fear is that I'm exactly like my father.
My errand-running outfit is a teal, velor track suit.
I constantly doubt myself.
I talk to my cats, usually in English, sometimes in Spanish and occassionally in "meows."
I have seen the movie Clueless at least 20 times.
My new nickname "MJ" makes me smile--I never had a nickname before.
I am the worst at cliches--I say things like "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
I am terrified of marriage.
I wish I were the "hugging type."
I often go to bed with dirty dishes in the sink.